FADE IN.

CU OF NEWSPAPER (Titles play over this)

When the titles finish, a hand picks up the newspaper

CUT TO.
 

Feet walking (camera on floor, feet walking towards camera)

CUT TO.
 

Hand pushing door open

CUT TO.
 

Feet walking (camera on floor, feet walking away from camera)

CUT TO.
 

Toilet  (From above looking down)

CUT TO.
 

Hand lifting up toilet seat

CUT TO.
 

Belt being unbuckled and trousers being pulled down (camera follows trousers as they fall)

CUT TO.
 

Guy sitting on toilet and reading newspaper

CUT TO.
 

Guy starts to strain as he tries to force his shite out. (cutting from side on/face on/ from above/from below shots)

CUT TO.
 

Paper falling to the floor (drop on camera, camera on floor)

CUT TO.
 

Guy straining even harder, muttering through clenched teeth (i.e. c'mon you bastard, things like that)

CUT TO.
 

He suddenly disappears. (a loud pop on the soundtrack)

CUT TO.
 

Toilet (a voice crying, "help me" is heard echoing from the bowl). The toilet seat falls down and silences the voice

FADE OUT.